Install Theme

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via norascharles)

the-facts-were-these:

So is Miss Congeniality the Musical starring Laura Benanti a thing already, or did I just fabricate an exceptionally great idea?

wnderlst:

Florence, Italy | Faisal Syed

wnderlst:

Florence, Italy | Faisal Syed

(via thisismyitaly)

Sondheim: The Birthday ConcertFinishing the Hat [Sunday in the Park with George]

(via itsagutthing)

 

ollivander:

if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to

why don’t you go where fashion sits

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(via belikebumblebee)

elliepacker:

Oh Ethel, you’re just about the swellest friend a person ever had.

Friendship goals.

(Source: elzabethtaylor, via achorusgirl)

- He probably just moved. Nobody stays perfectly still for their entire MRI.
- Yeah, he probably got restless, and shifted one hemisphere of his brain to a more comfortable position.

(Source: botamsins, via bunhead4life)

sweeney todd songs: a summary

  • the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber
  • no place like london: tragic backstory time
  • worst pies in london: 1800s fast food
  • poor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2
  • my friends: let's sing to some knives
  • green finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere
  • johanna: i just saw you like ten seconds ago, let's get married
  • wait: interior decor for vengeful murderers
  • kiss me: horny horny horny
  • ladies in their sensibilities: ladies can't get horny, what?
  • pretty women: get it, close shave, because he's gonna kill him
  • epiphany: yep, definitely a demon barber
  • a little priest: cannibal puns
  • god that's good: lol, they're eating people
  • by the sea: murderers deserve to dream too
  • not while i'm around: in which tobias is the only person who understands how fucking dangerous sweeney is
  • the judge's return: stabby stab
  • final scene: death, plot twist, death, plot twist, plot twist, death, dramatic ending